Let me introduce our good friends and fellow non conformist urbanites, Eburt and Bunny. Primalfly’s own SEO dude, and post apocalyptic farmer-Everett Sizemore. He sucks at fly fishing, but makes a mean wheel of homemade cheddar. Everett is one of the top ranked SEO analysts in the nation, and knowing that this backwoods-Kentucky-misfit can make shit happen gives us Primalfly Hooligans hope (Insert “Dueling Banjos” medley please).
Everett recently had some guests from the Denver Post over at the suburban mini-farm to scratch around the henhouse. The Denver Post thought it was newsworthy to write about our brotha E, and sista B and rightfully so. I am still wondering when his damn chickens are gonna lay some eggs? Additionally, we are all placing bets on when he is going to get stung by the huge crop of bees he’s got festering in the backyard. It seems that all the animals on the farm got considerable mention, except for bulldogs (Primalfly Mascots) Ivan the Terrible, and Agnes. Dude, I gotta tell ya, my dogs are pissed that their buddies weren’t mentioned and had thoughts of getting you drunk and dry humping your face off…luckily I included a pic of Agnes and Ivan to calm the natives and keep the heelers at bay. I consulted with Everett’s boss and charming wife Bunny about this and she confirmed the Bulldogs were busy knawing on the legs of the taggers that defaced farmer eburts garage.
So anyway Eburt…how’s my ranking’s looking you non-blackhatin beaotch! And WTF is up with my honey you promised?
In closing I’m sure Grant Wood-would approve, and when the zombies do come…rest assured Teasdale will provide the protection and Sizemore will provide all the good organic food and fixins. YeeHaw!
Tags: bulldogs, Denver Post, SEO, sizemore, urbanites
Wordemup Farmer Ebert here and I gotcha covered. All the radishes you can eat if the zombies come. We’ll have fun shooting them from the front porch like that old Nintendo Duck Hunt game we used to play back in the day.
Thanks for the luv.
E.
Everett, I need to know the exact dimensions of said porch. Surrounding points of cover would be helpful. Also, What does your storage situation look like? I have 45,000 rounds of ammo we are gonna have to find a place for. Any info would be helpful in preperation of the upcoming zombie outbreak. Can your dogs shoot? If not, work on that. ATI offers a bulldog mounted rifle rest.
Hey Eburt, don’t forget that you still owe me some chicken feathers for tying!