Posts Tagged ‘Tom Teasdale’

Tom Teasdale: Hot For The Colorado Department of Wildlife

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Tom Teasdale is known for catching some honkers. It’s in his blood - he’s a fine angler indeed. He picks his flies carefully, has a deadly accurate casting stroke, and even bathes in preparation for each outing…

Teasdale Tubbin

Sadly, all that scrubbing doesn’t impress the ladies of the Colorado Department of Wildlife. They are gorgeous, and he is…uh…forget that one. Ok…they are armed, and he is armed. But when he offers to show them his gun, they decide they have much better things to do.

Ladies of the CDOW

Like boogie on downstream. We think Tom needs a new rap.

More [lonely] bubble bath action coming your way soon.

Teasdale is a bitch, so I’ve hacked the Primal Fly blog

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

My purportedly good friend Tom Teasdale (a.k.a. Hater of Idyllic Settings) is hanging in the Carolinas right now. As a man who enjoys hearing about others’ fishing success, I caught it through the grapevine that Teasdale was having some good luck - so I pinged his cell phone with a congratulations. I got this back…

Don’t be jealous. I named the tarpon Gracie, punched him in the face, and then he swam away. It was like you were here with me.

I’ve since broken into the Primal Fly website and posted this trash. I’ve also hacked together a back door, so there’s no way this Teasdale punk (or any of the other Primal Fly bitches) can keep me out. Let’s hope the only sane one of the bunch, Erin, doesn’t get wind of this.

Who’s doing the punching now?