Hey Folks. its been a long time since we have come up for air. We believe Teasdale has been lost on the Blue during his last hog-trout mission. Gracie is deep six scheming the worlds next big technology feat (Also attending moose defense classes), and James has been on assignment supporting the Warfighter and playing with the worlds latest and greatest spy toys.
Collectively our lives have been very busy but the Primalfly team BITCHES will re-unite this week for the Carp Slam, so we can all stick some smelly. More details to follow.





Oh yeah, we couldn’t leave you without a wee bit of PORN!


P.S. Butters Luna was last seen at a Burrito eating contest…..