We have dedicated this post to our very own caped crusader, finance geek, technology guru, and less than masterly fly fishing brother-Michael Gracie. It takes a big set of cahones to show up at an extremely dry, intensely conformist fly fishing event unveiling the true identity of what fly fishing has been missing for it’s entire existence. This dudes very “being” desecrates every fragile, and pretentious fiber that binds the blase’ history of fly fishing together and we think it’s way cool FUCKING LOVE IT!. Who said fly fishing wasn’t fun and its time we hooligans open the kimono and show the peeps what time it is-You dig!

We thought of calling him Orgasmo but it was already taken. Please respond with what you think this superhero’s name should be. The winner will receive some Primalfly schwag and a free *trout snob bashing trip to a river of your choice. (insert Shaft theme here)

* Trout-Snob bashing must be within 150 Miles of Denver
* Airfare not included
* Accommodations provided at the Primalfly Compound