Posts Tagged ‘Florida’

Emerging From the Cold-Tampa Fish Kills

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

The last 3 weeks here in what we believed to be “South Central Florida”, felt more like the bunghole of the Arctic. The temperatures dipped way down into the 20’s and it wreaked havoc on the local marine life, not to mention made wearing flip flops pretty fucking lame. December started off really, really, nice Aaron Seymour (AKA-Yosemity Seems, Dr. Seymour, Michigan Bitch) arrived on Dec 14th and we crushed fish all week in mild 80 degree temperatures. For Mid December…this is AWESOME!

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And then comes January and hell literally freezes over. Temps drop 50-60 degrees and we go into a catatonic state of fishing hibernation. Let me give you a taste of this pain…I am now paying a heating bill, and there are palm trees in my backyard…REALLY? REALLY? My pool has a thin coating of ice on it but I’m still paying the pool guys to come skim out the dead frozen frogs. My avocado tree in the backyard is totally dead and I’m fresh out of guacamole for my fresh fish tacos. Those annoying Quaker parrots are gone, the lizards have completely disappeared and I haven’t seen a roach in weeks .

The biggest tragedy is the latest fish kill throughout Tampa bay. The good news is those annoying fucking catfish are littering the shores, but the cold snap devastated the Snook population.

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The good news is the Florida Division of Wildlife has closed the Snook harvesting season until September. Anyway, the weather is on a warming trend and I am all out of time for this post. Adios Amigos!

P.S.-Butters, Tits, Gracie, Seems, and all the other Hooligans-I really miss you guys. Even your lame jokes, bad fishing skills, and extremely small appendages.

Starting a new chapter

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Greetings from the sunny westside…

My apologies for MIA over the last several weeks. The move from Colorado to Tampa was a bitch and it took 5 long arduous days to get here, but 4 weeks later we are settling in nicely. Once we finally arrived it was time we got acclimated to the new southern planet, and what a change from Colorado. I did a great deal of scouting around the South Tampa area to first look at what kind of fresh water opportunities I could get into. Let me say…There is water everywhere and aside from gators being in every baby pool size pocket of water, there is also an abundance of weird ass critters. I’ve got Cain toads in my backyard and lizards and geckos running everywhere, not to mention every freakin bug you could imagine. I got stung by a few fire ants and my foot swelled up like a fat mans belly at a Las Vegas buffet. I learned my lesson about meandering through the swamp areas wearing flip flops…I stepped on a 6 foot long water moccasin and this fucker was AGGRRO!!!!, he reared up an started hissing at me really loud (I rank the experience a pucker factor of 10). I abruptly put the freshwater excursions on hold until further notice.

The next action item on my wish list was to start re-educating myself with my saltwater roots. A couple of my buddies took me on an inshore trip outside of Crystal river and we banged grouper all day.

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The inshore trip was sweet but I was still itching to get a line wet out on the flats and being a new kid in a new town…I was short on resources. I decided it was time to upgrade to my next vessel…The Stinky Pinky VER. 2.0.

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Over the last few weeks Erin and I have been exploring all over Tampa bay and trying to seek out new “Spots”. We have fished at Weedon Island, Alafia River, Cockroach bay, Fort Desoto and a few other backcountry mangrove channels. I have to admit, I am in no way, shape , or form, a good flats fisherman…quite frankly I suck! I give the flats guys down here a shit ton of credit, not only to brave the skinny water, but also catch fish consistently,… it’s a big challenge. I need a lot of practice here, there is something to be said about running 45-50 Mph in 9 inches of water knowing good and well that your boat drafts 10 inches at rest. It only takes one oyster bed to fuck up your day royally and when you’re running fast back into the mangrove channels you gotta commit to the throttle and stay up on plane. Spooky.

This past week Erin and I fished Captiva and Pine Island in the Fort Myers area and this place is generally on fire. Unfortunately we only had 2 tides that day, which I have come to learn provides only marginal fishing and the days with 3-4 tides can be like ringing a chow bell. Incidentally, I managed to land this nice speckled trout on a Gummi Minnow.

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Anyway, I am going to continue my studies of the local marine life and I’ll make sure to keep you kids in the loop.

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We miss all you guys and its real lonely sometimes when we are just hangin out at the pool sippin martinis and heading out on the flats to stick salty smelly.

Come to Florida, the spare room is usually vacant. (Tits, Butters, Gracie, Alex, Barry, Fwimp, Crims, Seems, Blake, Eburt, Pat, Zwick, Wells, and all you other fly fishy bitches).

Primalfly-Making 2nd Headquarters in Tampa,Florida

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Its time to get salty bitches! Snyder and Erin are moving to Tampa to continue the mission and expand the Primalfly reach to southern gulf coast waters. Rumor has it Teasdale will also be tainting the waters around the gulf coast with a slew of new gear to promote a mission of his own.

We will be investing in all new saltwater shit and also looking forward to stompin some Grassie’s, peacocks, tilapia, and largemouth at the nearest golf courses.

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So, this move is going to be a bitch like any, most of our shit is packed and we will hit the road on OCT 16th. Part of our journey will have us stopping in Austin, and The Big Easy to ingest some of the local culture and wet a line when the time permits. The paperwork has already been started on our concealed weapons permits and we have been out shoppin for the right gator piece. I was thinking a nice light 380, Teasdale disagreed and said-”Go Bigger”

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photo compliments of Alex Landeen

We would like to take this opportunity to reach out to other salty fly fishing bitches in the Tampa area in hopes to expand our network of sin and debauchery. Shoot us an email and we can start planning a mission of saltwater bliss!

We will miss all the peeps in D Town and all the unrelenting smelly of the Platte River. Not too fear young lads, the Primalfly compound 1 still exists and we will surely be back to continue our plight. Butters and Gracie will be holding down the fort while we bask in the warm winter Florida sun admidst turquoise blue waters and miles of gingerly salt flats. Ahhhh….So nice.

Poaching Tilapia - Future Roughfish Are Here Now

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Yeah, my favorite recipe for poaching the next future roughfish. A few weeks back I was border-hopping a golf course in South Florida to target grassies but it seemed the tilapia were overrunning the joint. I felt compelled to give the elusive, highly spooky plant eaters a run for their money. I consulted with the local fly shops and they said it couldn’t be done. “Tilapia wont touch a fly.” Bullshit sampaw…watch me!

It took me some time to figure these rascals out, and I’ll share some G2 with ya now…

  • Approach the water with extreme stealth. If you think a grassies lateral line is acute, you have no idea how sensitive the Tilapia are to vibration. Tip toe MOFO!
  • Don’t stand in the sun, and don’t cast a shadow in the water - fish will spook. I know this sounds ridiculous, but try to find a shaded area and get your body low. Cast from a crouched position, or hide behind a tree to make your cast.
  • Fish very small flies with long ass leaders and flouro tippet. My success came from size 18-20 Barr’s Damsels and size 18 Baetis emergers.
  • Make your cast a good 3-4 feet away from the target fish and let the fly drop to the bottom. Wait at least a couple of minutes before you even move the fly. When you do move it, make sure it’s only a [REDACTED] hair. Watch the fish delicately pick up the fly, then set your hook.
  • Most of the fish I caught were between 3 and 7 pounds, but I saw some 10-12 pounders - skeptics may disagree but I saw them goddammit. The tilapia are just teeming in all the lakes I fished, and a shit ton of challenging fun. Roughfish are taking over people and we will all be basking in the glory of their invasive behaviors.

    Primalfly offically gives our vote to get this mutha elected to the RSL, or Roughfish Species List (copyright all us bitches, with attribution of course).

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