I’d like to take this opportunity to first say Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who got us bitches involved in fishing…We owe them BIGTIME for this!

Additionally, I’d also like to send some props out to Big Daddy Snyder, and Gramps.

Pops, I give you thanks for the following and I speak collectively for all us brothers-

* Teaching me how to ride dirtbike’s
* Introducing me to the Benny Hill Show
* Helping me build my first cherry hot rod (1971 Dodge Charger/440 Six Pack)
* Kicking the neighbors ass when he threatened me, Teaching me how to be a badass hellion
* Encouraging me to deflower the entire elementary school population
* Leaving your smoker films in the attic for our review
* Teaching me how to shoot firearms
* Teaching us to drive it like we stole it
* Your X rated vocabulary and expert training on how to roast your best friends
* Teaching me what it means to be a dick, we love you for it:)
* Introducing us to raw clams on the halfshell

And Grandpa…Thank you so much for-

* Bringing your wiseass son into this world (Our Dad)
* Being a masterly angler and teaching us how to Flyfish
* Teaching us how to hunt
* Extending the teachings of a master Hooligan
* Teaching us what selfless means, and how to be righteous
* Teaching us about respect, honor and dignity
* Being the most kind hearted genuine person in our world!

Happy Fathers Day to you and yours, now go fish!