Posts Tagged ‘carp’

Primalfly competing in CARP SLAM

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

As discussed earlier this week, all us Primalfly bitches are excited to compete in the 2009 Carp Slam tournament held this Saturday, on the Platte River(Our Glory Hole), in Denver Colorado. Our favorite place to fish, and favorite species to target-SWEET! The weather looks accommodating, the flows (136CFS) are pretty good, and ultimately this is all for a good cause-river clean up, and restoration.

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Competing from our crew will be-Teasdale, Snyder, Butters Luna, and the voice of reason…Michael Gracie.

Mission Timelines are as follows:
*Friday-1400 Extraction of Fat Guy Alex at DIA
*Friday-1700-Strategy meeting and cocktails at the Primalfly compound
*Friday-1800-Carp Slam Captains meeting at Fuel Cafe, Consumption of alchoholic beverages, possible trout bum bashing
*Friday-1900 Gather recruits from Fuel site (against their better judgement) for jump to Downtown area for mass pillaging and drunken disorderly conduct
*Friday-1930-Saturday 0200-CLASSIFIED
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*Saturday-O Dark Thirty-Bloody Mary’s at Primalfly compound
*Saturday-0700-Breakfast at Carp Slam/Weather storm from night before
*Saturday-0830-Competition starts,…Time to wreck shit up!
*Saturday-1800-After Party at Fuel Cafe-Music provided by Broken Holmes (Snyder’s Band)

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We will be sure to update you on all the fly fishing debauchery! Bitches.

P.S. Many thanks to Tim FISHMAN Emery, for hustlin to make this happen. “Fish Pimp”.

Save the Smellies

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

“We just think this is way uncool” …And there is a better way.

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Why can’t we start designating specific lakes/ponds/ as “Carp Sanctuary’s” where our smellies can live long as prosper and not have to endure through these mindless killings. We would rather see fish moved to an environment where they wont interfere with the reproduction of other game species. We have designated Trout lakes, designated Bass lakes,…Why not designated glory holes for our brownline stank?

Relocation…not eradication.

Dallas got Game!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The man with football in hands in none other than Texas Carp Stalker Joel Hays. This is a guy who knows his shit when it comes to landing big spooky buffalo in the end zone. Joel runs a guiding service out of Dallas, Fort Worth area and can be found tip toeing through the shallows at Ray Roberts Lake stalking the elusive Buffalo. If you’re in the area and need to stick some smelly, reach out to Joel for some good times and tight lines. Check out the pic below…Fine work from brother Joel.

Dude, keep the margaritas cold…I’m coming soon!

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SOTM-Swine of the month

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Yes,…another pig for you chubby lovers. Denver’s own Matt Henrichs from Nick Zwicker’s crew manages to slay some more trout swine from location X. Wipe that smug-pig loving smile off your face, and go stick a carp bitch.

…One for the team.

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The Mexican-AKA “Butters Luna”

Friday, May 29th, 2009

We did believe for a while…That there was no such thing as a Mexican fly fisherman. All kidding aside, the Vato can catch fish, and is also a baddass on the vice (Under the gun of course with dog’s in tow).

Nice shirt PUTO!
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…The Juarez ball goggler strikes again!

Killing in the name of…?

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Yeah, I’ve got a problem with this…

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They say invasive species. And they’re right. I say highly intelligent, elusive, challenging…downright one of the most formidable game fish that exists today. And I’m right too.

The common carp has been introduced to waters across our land, and in many cases it has become a nuisance. Destroying vegetation, turning grass flats into mud flats. The fish is on a number of state wildlife management organizations’ invasive species lists. On this we all agree.

But, my colleagues and I have also heard of bowfishing (as well as other like-kind slaughters) where multitudes of carcasses were dumped in nearby refuse bins, or simply left in an obscure backwater to rot. In other words, we’re not necessarily buying the good-guys-cleaning-up-a-problem image that participants in the massacres are trying to convey.

Can’t we find a better way?

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Down with the Brown

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

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My lunch break

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Our boy Gracie could of joined me, but he was being too much of a bitch!

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Chillin’ with the L.A. Vatos

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Strange things happen when you are exposed to the water we brown eyes marinate in. In anticipation of heading to Cali for a few days I surfed the net in hopes of hooking up with some of local brethren that could show me some smelly around the LA area. I spoke with my buddy Dave Smith (Smifster), editor of US Carp Pro and LA local. Dave suggested I speak with Sean Fenner, who frequents the Glendale Bridge and is a well known carper in that area (however, Dave never gave me his name, just urbanflyfisher…or something to that effect). So, I eagerly dash out into the cyberspace searching for Urbanflyfisher, but found TheUrbanFlyFlickr. My dumbass actually thought I had had my mark, and was hooking up with the right hombre.

So, I send out an email…

Dude I’m coming to town - let’s rip some lip.

And I get an immediate response…

Right on man, lets do it.

As it turns out two awesome vatos ditch work and meet me in Glendale to fish some truly stank water. We do some scounting, get on some fish, and then go grab some tasty grub. While eating lunch, I get an instant message from Sean at Urban Fly Fisher…who’s crew I thought I was with? I finally realized that not only was I chillin’ with the wrong dudes, but in the process I’d accidentally met some cats who were just as cool.

Sean, I’m sorry we didn’t hook up, but thank you for reaching out. I’ll be back to chill with all you guys soon.

So at this point let me introduce DeAngelo Fernandez and BB Odenthal from The Urban Fly Flickr.

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In closing, D and BB…great to meet you guys and thank you for accommodating me under such short notice. You dirty hookey playas! And Sean - our day will come, so keep the movement alive. This all just goes to show that all bitches chasing ‘trash’ are the real deal bad agents of the fly fishing world. I hope the ‘purists’ keep their noses high, because we’re having a hell of a time together and would rather THEY stay out of OUR hair.

Editor’s note…

Word: I picked up through the brownline that Oregon legend John Montana will have a feature story in US Carp Pro Magazine this month, so stay tuned (and sign up for the rag…IT’S FREE BITCHES!).

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