Primalfly-Making 2nd Headquarters in Tampa,Florida

Its time to get salty bitches! Snyder and Erin are moving to Tampa to continue the mission and expand the Primalfly reach to southern gulf coast waters. Rumor has it Teasdale will also be tainting the waters around the gulf coast with a slew of new gear to promote a mission of his own.

We will be investing in all new saltwater shit and also looking forward to stompin some Grassie’s, peacocks, tilapia, and largemouth at the nearest golf courses.

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So, this move is going to be a bitch like any, most of our shit is packed and we will hit the road on OCT 16th. Part of our journey will have us stopping in Austin, and The Big Easy to ingest some of the local culture and wet a line when the time permits. The paperwork has already been started on our concealed weapons permits and we have been out shoppin for the right gator piece. I was thinking a nice light 380, Teasdale disagreed and said-”Go Bigger”

gator-peice
photo compliments of Alex Landeen

We would like to take this opportunity to reach out to other salty fly fishing bitches in the Tampa area in hopes to expand our network of sin and debauchery. Shoot us an email and we can start planning a mission of saltwater bliss!

We will miss all the peeps in D Town and all the unrelenting smelly of the Platte River. Not too fear young lads, the Primalfly compound 1 still exists and we will surely be back to continue our plight. Butters and Gracie will be holding down the fort while we bask in the warm winter Florida sun admidst turquoise blue waters and miles of gingerly salt flats. Ahhhh….So nice.

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5 Responses to “Primalfly-Making 2nd Headquarters in Tampa,Florida”

  1. The empire is expanding…. Good luck on the move to America’s wang. The South won’t know what hit ‘em.

  2. USCARPPROmag says:

    Spot on. Look up Capt Rick Grassett, for sight fished big ass tarpon on the fly around Siesta Key…and poaching Snook from under back yard docks at night, this geezer is the bomb;)

  3. DeAngelo says:

    Dang.. I wish you guys good luck!

  4. Crims says:

    Yo, sweet party - too bad you douchebags can’t figure out how to supply the rest of us with an RSS feed so we can keep updated via Google Reader…

    Read up on your technology and keep those fly eatin’ fish scramblin’ for a place to hide - other than in your pants.

    Man, I love cucumbers

  5. Boboo says:

    Hey James, LMFAO - that pistol looks like something a pimp would own..

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