As discussed earlier this week, all us Primalfly bitches are excited to compete in the 2009 Carp Slam tournament held this Saturday, on the Platte River(Our Glory Hole), in Denver Colorado. Our favorite place to fish, and favorite species to target-SWEET! The weather looks accommodating, the flows (136CFS) are pretty good, and ultimately this is all for a good cause-river clean up, and restoration.

Competing from our crew will be-Teasdale, Snyder, Butters Luna, and the voice of reason…Michael Gracie.

Mission Timelines are as follows:
*Friday-1400 Extraction of Fat Guy Alex at DIA
*Friday-1700-Strategy meeting and cocktails at the Primalfly compound
*Friday-1800-Carp Slam Captains meeting at Fuel Cafe, Consumption of alchoholic beverages, possible trout bum bashing
*Friday-1900 Gather recruits from Fuel site (against their better judgement) for jump to Downtown area for mass pillaging and drunken disorderly conduct
*Friday-1930-Saturday 0200-CLASSIFIED
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*Saturday-O Dark Thirty-Bloody Mary’s at Primalfly compound
*Saturday-0700-Breakfast at Carp Slam/Weather storm from night before
*Saturday-0830-Competition starts,…Time to wreck shit up!
*Saturday-1800-After Party at Fuel Cafe-Music provided by Broken Holmes (Snyder’s Band)

We will be sure to update you on all the fly fishing debauchery! Bitches.

P.S. Many thanks to Tim FISHMAN Emery, for hustlin to make this happen. “Fish Pimp”.

Tags: carp, Carp Slam, colorado, hooligans, Platte River

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