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Blue River Blues

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

So in a brief moment of insanity, I decided to take a few mickeys on a float trip with their new raft, down the lower Blue, Colorado.

After watching their brand new raft careen down the put in, I assured them that the worst was over. Which of course was a shallow promise, because at best, I am a smelly carp fisherman with a drinking problem.

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At 780 cfs, she wasn’t too bad. The Wall was manageable and the wiers only required a little scooting.

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These guys had about as much time on the sticks as Landon Mayer has NOT holding a big brown trout on the cover of Fly-Fisherman. So needless to say after a few run-ins with various downed trees and river banks, I decided I better row to make sure we got the pull out dry and alive. 45 minutes of fishing, six and a half hours of rowing. BLISTERS! Did manage to get one fish.

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They say insanity is doomed to reappear in individuals who have walked in its shadow.

Taking the same boys on the same float tomorrow. You will be debriefed at end of mission.

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Killing in the name of…?

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Yeah, I’ve got a problem with this…

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They say invasive species. And they’re right. I say highly intelligent, elusive, challenging…downright one of the most formidable game fish that exists today. And I’m right too.

The common carp has been introduced to waters across our land, and in many cases it has become a nuisance. Destroying vegetation, turning grass flats into mud flats. The fish is on a number of state wildlife management organizations’ invasive species lists. On this we all agree.

But, my colleagues and I have also heard of bowfishing (as well as other like-kind slaughters) where multitudes of carcasses were dumped in nearby refuse bins, or simply left in an obscure backwater to rot. In other words, we’re not necessarily buying the good-guys-cleaning-up-a-problem image that participants in the massacres are trying to convey.

Can’t we find a better way?

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Screw you world!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Welcome to Primal Fly’s new blog. This is our first post, and your first and only chance to leave and never come back!

If you insist in sticking around, here are some things to check out…