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Primalfly-Making 2nd Headquarters in Tampa,Florida

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Its time to get salty bitches! Snyder and Erin are moving to Tampa to continue the mission and expand the Primalfly reach to southern gulf coast waters. Rumor has it Teasdale will also be tainting the waters around the gulf coast with a slew of new gear to promote a mission of his own.

We will be investing in all new saltwater shit and also looking forward to stompin some Grassie’s, peacocks, tilapia, and largemouth at the nearest golf courses.

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So, this move is going to be a bitch like any, most of our shit is packed and we will hit the road on OCT 16th. Part of our journey will have us stopping in Austin, and The Big Easy to ingest some of the local culture and wet a line when the time permits. The paperwork has already been started on our concealed weapons permits and we have been out shoppin for the right gator piece. I was thinking a nice light 380, Teasdale disagreed and said-”Go Bigger”

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photo compliments of Alex Landeen

We would like to take this opportunity to reach out to other salty fly fishing bitches in the Tampa area in hopes to expand our network of sin and debauchery. Shoot us an email and we can start planning a mission of saltwater bliss!

We will miss all the peeps in D Town and all the unrelenting smelly of the Platte River. Not too fear young lads, the Primalfly compound 1 still exists and we will surely be back to continue our plight. Butters and Gracie will be holding down the fort while we bask in the warm winter Florida sun admidst turquoise blue waters and miles of gingerly salt flats. Ahhhh….So nice.

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Still here to promote Debauchery!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Its true, we have been totally slackin and not keeping up to date on the blog these last few months. Frankly, with all the fun we have been having…Who’s got time for the internet, other than Gracie? A lot is has been happening and I’ll share a little about the recent haps. As you know, we had an absolute blast at the Carp Slam this year even though Teasdale and Snyder sucked a dick did very poorly and didn’t even stick a fish. Truth be told fishing hungover in 99 degree heat and not sticking a fish will drive anyone to have cmock swordfights.

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Not too worry, they had good reason to miss roll call and show up late at their beats. The Primalfly pre- game party lasted till 5am friday night before the tournament. Luckily, fat guy Alex was in tow for the entire event to visually document the entire debacle. Here is a link to additional photos.

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As a result of poor fishing performance at the slam, Snyder decided to head out on his birthday for redemption, packing the heavy artillery-Barry Reynolds and Butters Luna. We did fairly well, Barry landed a fish from on top of a 50 foot bridge-crazy. Luckily, Snyder was using Jake McKittricks crayfish pattern and it clearly saved the day-Thanks Jake! Here are a few photos of the day-

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So with a good day of fishing…The crew decided to celebrate Snyder’s old age and contribute to his pirate like behavior. We all made it home safely….

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In other breaking news…Primalfly has added a Whip to the herd with broader clearance for milling down unsuspecting trout snobs and other wise cyberfisherman. And yes, the rednecks are jealous!

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Stay tuned for more…BITCHES!

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Back from our Mission-Trout, Technology, and the Warfighter

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Hey Folks. its been a long time since we have come up for air. We believe Teasdale has been lost on the Blue during his last hog-trout mission. Gracie is deep six scheming the worlds next big technology feat (Also attending moose defense classes), and James has been on assignment supporting the Warfighter and playing with the worlds latest and greatest spy toys.

Collectively our lives have been very busy but the Primalfly team BITCHES will re-unite this week for the Carp Slam, so we can all stick some smelly. More details to follow.

Supporting our Troops

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The Future of SATCOM

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Oh yeah, we couldn’t leave you without a wee bit of PORN!

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P.S. Butters Luna was last seen at a Burrito eating contest…..

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Field Notes-Lake Michigan Flats fishing

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Our very own resident Dr. “Aaron SEEMS Seymour” was back in the hometown with some time to kill. Below are his notes from the day,…Thanks for sharing you out of town bitch.

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It was a warm early summer Day in Northern Michigan; the streams were still too high to be successful for trout. I decided to re-visit some old smallmouth haunts with a fly rod, instead of dealing with the high water in some of the famous Michigan trout streams. I loaded my gear, jumped in the truck and set a course for Waugoshance Point on Lake Michigan. Waugoshance Point is located in Wilderness State Park and sits approximately 8 miles east of Mackinaw City. The area is primitive wilderness located on the shores of Lake Michigan. The water is crystal clear, laced with boulders, back bays and stretches for approximately 4 miles. The area is suited for sight fishing in 1 to 4 ft of water, perfect for fly fishing spawning smallmouth.

As I started to lace up my 8 wt, a chill ran down my spine anticipating the day’s activity. I opened my fly box and selected a #6 black leach pattern, threw in a wad of grizzly chewing tobacco and headed toward the water. As I approached the water I noticed two nice sized Smallmouth cruising the area in the shallows foraging for food, that instance I knew it would be a good day. The first cast I laid out was short, the second was perfect. I let the fly sink to the bottom and started a slow methodical retrieve back and within seconds I noticed three smallmouths hunting the twitching leach. The fish were darting in and out of the perimeter of the fly, and then one hungry aggressor decided to take a bite. I lifted my fly rod and the fight was on, running line, jumping and slashing the water, pound for pound these fish are some of the best. The rest of the day I hiked the shores and hunted fish, and smiled each time I released these magnificent specimens to the water. The fish were plentiful, the temperature was in the 60s and sunny, what a day, what a place, what good memories. I will be returning next year hopefully with some of the primal fly bitches. If you do decide to go, make sure to practice catch and release so we may enjoy days like this in the future.

Cheers,

Aaron Seymour (AKA Seems)

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We WILL be expecting some Carp Porn from you real soon Seymour. Bitch.

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