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Anti-zombie training session

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

At 13:00 hours on Jun 14, 09 members of Primal Fly Anti-Zombie Force embarked on yet another training regiment involving target engagement, medium range standing rifle, and survival pistol.

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All members performed within PFAZF standards and excelled in many disciplines. With all reports in from field commanders, preparation for impending zombie apocalypse seems to be on course. In this commander’s opinion, our forces should be well trained on Z-Day. With the addition of Anti-Zombie Fighters Gregory Drapeau, Nathan Taylor, and Special Ops member, code name “Whiskey”, our Rocky Mountain 998th Division seems to be well rounded and fully capable. With the continued addition of ammunition, weapons, and survival supplies to our already impressive stockpile, our survival should be well insured.

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Further training memos to follow.

CMNDR Thomas Teasdale
RM998th PFAZF (Primalfly Anti Zombie Force)

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P.S. Yes, that is a Class III accessory, and yes it is legal. Please research local laws before posting uneducated replies.

Tom Teasdale: Hot For The Colorado Department of Wildlife

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Tom Teasdale is known for catching some honkers. It’s in his blood - he’s a fine angler indeed. He picks his flies carefully, has a deadly accurate casting stroke, and even bathes in preparation for each outing…

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Sadly, all that scrubbing doesn’t impress the ladies of the Colorado Department of Wildlife. They are gorgeous, and he is…uh…forget that one. Ok…they are armed, and he is armed. But when he offers to show them his gun, they decide they have much better things to do.

Ladies of the CDOW

Like boogie on downstream. We think Tom needs a new rap.

More [lonely] bubble bath action coming your way soon.